For the first time that I can recall, I felt like a dinosaur yesterday. I bought plastic bags at the grocery store. And I felt so pathetic.
Poor dinosaur guy, doesn't even know that plastic has gone the way of the pterodactyl. No wonder he's lost most of his hair, he uses plastic. That guy doesn't care about children, he uses plastic. Plastic is for evil people, should I call the police on him? People who use plastic should be shipped to an island in the arctic. Burn him!
Those last few lines were what was in my own head. No one actually said anything. It was just that they all looked at me so pathetically. I felt like a moron.
Okay, I made that part up too, but I still felt like times were passing me by. When you can't go prepared to the grocery store, can you do anything else productive?
I admit it, I'm a dinosaur! I'm trying to deal with it.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Dinosaurs become extinct?
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Oh honey, I am sorry! the grocery bags are hanging in our hallway at HOME! Not here. I never even thought of them.
You are not a dinosaur, your wife is absent minded!
I love you
It has nothing to do with that!
It has to do with me just not keeping up with the way things are, it doesn't even cross my mind to take them with me:)
This cracked me up. I feel so privileged to have a dinosaur as a brother-in-law!
what kind of a dinosaur am I? I have never even purchased reusable grocery bags... I pay 5cents... me, cheap, frugal me... but the only places that used to charge for bags also provide boxes, but not loblaws/independent, they just started charging and didn't give me boxes :( I may just be the true dinosaur of this family and have to buy those ugly black bags. :(
B
B, buy the candy covered ones from the bulk barn, they're just 99 cents.
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